Monday, March 2, 2015

Open letter to PCB from punkhayz (fans)

Open letter to PCB from punkhayz (fans)

Dear (kehnay mein kya hurj hay?) PCB,

sirjee let bygones be bygones , we said things that we didn't mean, you did things only you and meera could fathom. BUT you are all we got and we cant stop loving OUR cricket (baqaul shair..ishq hojaey kissii say koi chaara tau nahi) just because its being run by einsteins like tota-farosh saythii sahab . 

besides in this mumlikat-e-khudad of ours, what else is being run by common sense so why to expect sanity from you..hein bhai…koi batlao k hum batlaein kya? i mean we are a people who have accepted luqman as an honest journalist, aamir liaquat as an islamic scholar, meera as a hottie, sheikh rasheed as a democrat, abdur rasheed ghazi as someone who doesn't wish harm to anyone, sarfaraz nawaz as someone who is not unhinged, tau bhai if najam sethi is defacto chairman PCB tau guzara karein!

anywho so i was saying k sir, forgive our sins and since now there is a whimper of an opportunity and this nation can again hope for a miracle, at least put the right playing eleven in the ground. Biggest gripe isn't that we are loosing and loosing like we are minnows, frustration is that we really don't have to be this bad..provided that karachi is also considered as part of pakistan and maybe a laRka or 2 out of eleven can be selected from this city.

In what kind of a twilight zone you select Nasir Jamshed over fawad Alam? bhai punjabi hi khilana hay then play nasir jamshed’ parody account on twitter, i am sure he is more in form. 

I am not suggesting that PCB has ignored players of AB de Villiers quality, but when other teams are so good then not playing sarfaraz and fawad is a cardinal sin. Besides why be so petty in 2015? Who cares if these 2 (fawad and sarfaraz) didn't know any better and insisted on being born in karachi, butchey hein maaf kardein yaar! 

PCB sweetie we urge you to be bigger than this and find it in your heart to make slightest of changes and we still might edge in to quarters. and then if we loose, we can hang moin joaari khan and Mr and Mrs Selfie instead. 

There is still an opportunity to do the right thing PCB mayri jaan ki tukRi. we beg you as fans to send Nasir Jamshed back on account of him being umeeed say and not only get fawad as part of squad but get him in the playing eleven , and shut the mouths of hidustoRaaz like me all over, once and for all.

nobody is expecting Pakistan to win the world cup, least of all me. I am however convinced that we are good enough to be in quarter finals…but it will only happen when we play the right XI. 

As a fan, there is no tax on dreaming and even if you do an analysis in an emotionally detached manner, you are telling me that on our day we are not good enough to beat even new zeawland ? people, people, people, we did it not once but twice merely couple of months ago and i don't doubt that we can still do it on our day. But at the sake of being repetitive, we must take care of ducks which we have absolute control over and line them up properly..selecting the right eleven is a bare minimum. Here is the right eleven in my opinion based on performances.

  1. Sarfaraz Ahmed WK
  2. Haris 
  3. Misbah C
  4. Umer Akmal
  5. Sohaib
  6. Fawad
  7. Afridi
  8. Wahab
  9. Yasir Shah
  10. Sohail Khan
  11. Irfan

Tundi-e-baad-e-mukhalif say na ghabra aey uqqaab
yeah tau chalti hay tujhay ooncha uRanay k liyay

Pakistan Zindabad!!

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